Shero-Shayari-Jokes And SMS Laughs

Hi there, Laugh and the world laughs with you.     Advertisement in A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale .... Cheap ... no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading . My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses .... He Drinks Straight From The Bottle. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick! Or Your Son Starts To Wipe it Off. Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.' Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way. Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions. Sign in a shop corner introducing new products: Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention. Sign in a Hospital ward: Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. Sign At A Barber's Saloon: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business. A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be. Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager. Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlour Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother! Love Great Warrior

 

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Aap hamari sites ko jarur dekhen

1-http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
2-http://fun-mazza-masti.blogspot.com/
3-http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/
4-http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
5-http://fun-only-fun-raj.blogspot.com/
6-http://horar-fantency.blogspot.com/
7-http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/
साधू सा आलाप कर लेता हूँ ,
मंदिर जाकर जाप भी कर लेता हूँ ..
मानव से देव ना बन जाऊं कहीं,,,,
बस यही सोचकर थोडा सा पाप भी कर लेता हूँ
आपका दोस्त
राज शर्मा

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep Loving &
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Keep Smiling !
`·.¸.·´ --  raj


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 जिन्दगी की राहों में बहुत से यार मिलेंगे
हम क्या हमसे भी अच्छे हजार मिलेंगे,
इन अच्छो की भीड़ में हमे ना भूला देना
हम क्या आपको बार-बार मिलेंगे!
Dosto hindi joks,hindi sms,hindi shero-shayari,wallpaper ke liye hamari ye site  dekhana na bhulen
http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/
http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/

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dosto hindi joks,hindi sms,hindi shero-shayari,ke liye hamari ye site  dekhana na bhulen
http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
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