Shero-Shayari-Jokes And SMS Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos

Informativtive ke baad.....Comedy. . Kanjoos Makkhi Choos ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~  Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de  ************ ********* ********* ********* *****  A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, Im here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Kanjoos:To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ************ ********* ********* *********  1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!  ************ ********* ********* ********  Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay ************ ********* ********* *******  A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died". Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... . Sohan Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale . ************ ********* ********* ******  Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. ************ ********* ********* ********* *  Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha, Kisi ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rhogy? Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun par kya karoon card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm ************ ********* ********* ********* ***  Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q le rahe ho Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha. ************ ********* ********* *******  EK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON  ************ ********* ********* ********* ***  Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda ************ ********* ********* ******** __._,_.___         Love Great Warrior    . __,_._,___

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Aap hamari sites ko jarur dekhen

1-http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
2-http://fun-mazza-masti.blogspot.com/
3-http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/
4-http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
5-http://fun-only-fun-raj.blogspot.com/
6-http://horar-fantency.blogspot.com/
7-http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/
साधू सा आलाप कर लेता हूँ ,
मंदिर जाकर जाप भी कर लेता हूँ ..
मानव से देव ना बन जाऊं कहीं,,,,
बस यही सोचकर थोडा सा पाप भी कर लेता हूँ
आपका दोस्त
राज शर्मा

(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep Loving &
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Keep Smiling !
`·.¸.·´ --  raj


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हम क्या हमसे भी अच्छे हजार मिलेंगे,
इन अच्छो की भीड़ में हमे ना भूला देना
हम क्या आपको बार-बार मिलेंगे!
Dosto hindi joks,hindi sms,hindi shero-shayari,wallpaper ke liye hamari ye site  dekhana na bhulen
http://shero-shyeri.blogspot.com/
http://deckstopwallpaper.blogspot.com/
http://hindijokeshayari.blogspot.com/
http://indianmirchmasala.blogspot.com/

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