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[Sarkari-Naukri] Harish Sati, LIC AAO previous paper solved

 
1. In a division sum, the divisor is 10 times the quotient and 5 times the remainder. If the remainder is 46, the dividend is:

(1) 4236

(2) 4306

(3) 4336

(4) 5336

2. If 1.5 x= 0.04 y, then the value of (y-x) (y+x) is:

(1) 730/77

(2) 73/77

(3) 7.3/77

(4) 703/77

3. An employee may claim Rs. 7.00 for each km when he travels by taxi and Rs. 6.00 for each km if he drives his own car. If in one week he claimed Rs. 595 for traveling km. How many kms did he travel by taxi?

(1) 55

(2) 65

(3) 62

(4) 70

4. The square root of 3 + √5 is :

(1) √3 /2 + 1/√2

(2) √3 /2 - 1/√2

(3) √5 /2 - 1/√2

(4) √(5/2) + √(1/2)

5. The mean temperature of Monday to Wednesday was 370C and of Tuesday to Thursday was 340C, if the temperature on Thursday was 4/5th that of Monday, then what was the temperature on Thursday?

(1) 36.50C

(2) 360C

(3) 35.50C

(4) 340C

6. A certain number of two digits is three times the sum of its digits. If 45 be added to it, the digits are reversed. The number is:

(1) 72

(2) 32

(3) 27

(4) 23

7. Three years ago the average age of A and B was 18 years. While C joining them now, the average becomes 22 years. How old (in years) is C now?

(1) 24

(2) 27

(3) 28

(4) 30

8. If 2^(2x-1) = 8^(3-x), then the value of x is:

(1) -1

(2) -2

(3) 2

(4) 3

9. A man's basic pay for a 40 hours' week is Rs. 200. Overtimes is paid at 25% above the basic rate. In a certain week, he worked overtime and his total was Rs. 300. He therefore, worked for a total of (in hours):

(1) 52

(2) 56

(3) 58

(4) 62

10. On a Rs. 10, 000 payment order, a person has choice between 3 successive discounts of 10%, 10% and 30% and 3 successive discounts of 40%, 5% and 5%. By choosing the better one he can save (in Rupees):

(1) 200

(2) 255

(3) 400

(4) 433

11. Rs. 600 are divided among A, B, C so that Rs. 40 more than 2/5 th of A's share, Rs. 20 more that 2/7 th of B's share and Rs. 10 more than 9/17 th of C's may all be equal. What is A's share (in Rupees)?

(1) 150

(2) 170

(3) 200

(4) 280

12. A, B, C started a business with their investment in the ratio 1 : 3 : 5. After 4 months, A invested the same amount as before and B as well as C withdrew half of their investments. The ratio of their profits at the end of the year was:

(1) 5 : 6 : 10

(2) 6 : 5 :10

(3) 10 : 5 : 6

(4) 4 : 3 : 5

13. If 9 men working 71/2 hours a day can finish a piece of work in 20 days, then how many days will be taken by 12 men, working 6 hours a day to finish the work? It is being given that 2 men of latter type work as much as 3 men of the former type?

(1) 91/2

(2) 11

(3) 121/2

(4) 13

14. Three pipes A, B and C can fill a cistern in 6 hours. After working at it together for 2 hours, C is closed and A and B can fill the remaining part in 7 hours. The number of hours taken by C alone to fill the cistern is:

(1) 12

(2) 14

(3) 16

(4) 18

15. A train B speeding with 120 kmph crosses another train C running in the same direction, in 2 minutes. If the lengths of the trains B and C be 100 m and 200 m respectively, what is the speed (in kmph) of the train C?

(1) 111

(2) 123

(3) 127

(4) 129

16. River is running at 2 kmph. It took a man twice as long to row up as to row down the river. The rate (in km/hr) of the man in still water is:

(1) 8

(2) 10

(3) 4

(4) 6

17. A merchant has 1000 kg of sugar, part of which he sells at 8% profit and the rest at 18% profit. He gains 14% on the whole. The quantity (in kg.) sold at 18% profit is:

(1) 560

(2) 600

(3) 400

(4) 640

18. A sum of money becomes Rs. 13, 380 after 3 years and Rs. 20, 070 after 6 years on compound interest. The sum (in Rupees) is:

(1) 8800

(2) 8890

(3) 8920

(4) 9040

19. A well with 14 m inside diameter is dug 10 m deep. Earth taken out of it, has been evenly spread all around it to a width of 21m to form an embankment. The height (in metres) of the embankment is:

(1) 1/2

(2) 2/3

(3) 3/4

(4) 3/5

20. A rectangular carpet has an area of 120 sq metres and a perimeter of 46 metres. The length of its diagonal (in metres) is:

(1) 11

(2) 13

(3) 15

(4) 17

ANSWERS

1. (4), 2. (2), 3. (1), 4. (4), 5. (2)

6. (3), 7. (1), 8. (3), 9. (2), 10. (2)

11. (1), 12. (1), 13. (3), 14. (2), 15. (1)

16. (4), 17. (2), 18. (3), 19. (2), 20. (4)



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[Sarkari-Naukri] Harish Sati, LIC (ADO) solved paper

L.I.C. (ADO) Exam Solved Paper

Directions—(Q. 1–10) Read the following passage carefully and answer the questions given below it. Certain words are given in bold to help you to locate them while answering some of the questions.

Politicians and generals talk of military strategies and manoeuvers but something completely different is needed. Stability will come only when economic opportunities exist, when youth can find jobs and support families rather than seeking their livelihood in violence. Peace can only be achieved with a withdrawal of foreign troops, sanctions and peace-keepers and the arrival of jobs, productive farms and factories, healthcare and schools. Repeatedly the fragile peace in impoverished countries has broken down because of the lack of economic follow-up. Despite promises of aid, the actual record of international aid to post war reconstruction is deficient.

Once the war ends agencies involved in post war relief efforts fail to understand how to start or restart economic development in a low income setting. They squander time, surplus aid funds and opportunities because they are not familiar with local conditions and do not under-stand their point of view. There are distinct phases of outside help to end a conflict. In the first phase focus is on providing food, water, shelter and medicine to refugees i.e., humani-tarian. In the second, emphasis is on the refugees returning home while in the last phase long term investments and strengthening of courts is the main focus.

However once a conflict is over aid agencies sanctioned by the World Bank send study groups instead of requisite personnel. There is a gap of several years before moving from humanitarian relief to economic deve-lopment. By the time such help arrives the war has restarted. It is possible to restart economic develop-ment through targeted 'quick impact' initiatives. Most economies in post conflict countries are based on agri-culture. Providing free packages of seeds, fertilizers and low cost equip-ment quickly will ensure that former soldiers will return to their farms and establish their livelihood. But the window of opportunity closes quickly and one has to implement these measures almost immediately.

 

1. Which of the following is a reason, post conflict reconstruc-tion efforts have failed ?

(A) Aid organizations do not understand issues from the pers-pective of the poor

(B) Rapid economic develop-ment in low income countries

(C) World Bank studies are not valid

(D) International aid organiza-tions become too involved in reconstruction efforts

(E) None of these

 

2. Where does the problem lie in implementing post war relief measures ?

(A) Aid agencies fail to study the situation

(B) Economic development measures are too rapid

(C) Focus on economic deve-lopment not humanitarian aid

(D) Lack of funds to implement programmes

(E) Lack of essential and quali-fied personnel

 

3. According to the author how can political stability be achieved ?

(A) Increasing the number of foreign troops in areas of conflict

(B) Depending more on foreign aid

(C) Following recommendations given by the World Bank

(D) Providing economic oppor-tunities

(E) None of these

 

4. Which of the following is not true in the context of the pas-sage ?

(A) Focus in the first phase of a war is on providing humani-tarian aid

(B) Sanctions are not a means to ensure peace

(C) Adequate time must be taken to plan and implement quick impact strategies

(D) Providing employment to the younger generation will prevent wars

(E) Focus on delivering justice through courts should be in the last phase of conflict aid

 

5. How can economic development be restarted in an impoverished country ?

(A) Long term studies should be commissioned

(B) Retaining soldiers in the army to ensure law and order

(C) Restrict number of aid agencies to avoid waste

(D) Focusing on agricultural ini-tiatives

(E) Deploying peace keepers in the country

 

6. What is the benefit of 'quick impact' aid ?

(A) Soldiers earn income from the army and their farms

(B) Providing alternate liveli-hood to soldiers before war can restart

(C) Free land is given to soldiers

(D) Price of equipment is low

(E) None of these

Directions—(Q. 7 and 8) Choose the word that is most nearly the same in meaning as the word printed in bold as used in the passage.

7. exist

(A) live (B) fit

(C) create (D) occur

(E) survive

 

8. squander

(A) lavish (B) spend

(C) displace (D) lose

(E) misuse

 

Directions—(Q. 9 and 10) Choose the word which is most opposite in meaning of the word printed in bold as used in the passage.

9. fragile

(A) weak (B) lasting

(C) long (D) strong

(E) unstable

 

10. deficient

(A) surplus (B) valued

(C) short (D) secure

(E) repaired

 

Directions—(Q. 11–15) Rearrange the following sentences (A), (B), (C), (D), (E) and (F) in the proper sequence to form a meaningful paragraph and then answer the questions given below it—

A. Strict obedience to these rules is called discipline.

B. In the same way, a society where rules are not followed cannot survive for long.

C. Only then a society can be run in an orderly fashion.

D. A society can exist properly only when men living in it agree upon certain rules of conduct.

E. For example, if the people on the road do not obey traffic rules there will be complete disorder and con-fusion.

F. Students must obey their teachers, children their parents, citizens the laws and so on and so forth.

 

11. Which of the following is the fifth sentence ?

(A) A (B) B

(C) C (D) E

(E) F

 

12. Which of the following is the sixth (Last) sentence ?

(A) A (B) B

(C) C (D) D

(E) E

 

13. Which of the following is the second sentence ?

(A) A (B) B

(C) C (D) D

(E) E

 

14. Which of the following is the first sentence ?

(A) A (B) B

(C) C (D) D

(E) E

 

15. Which of the following is the third sentence ?

(A) A (B) B

(C) C (D) E

(E) F

 

Directions—(Q. 16–20) Pick out the most effective word from among the given words to fill in the blank to make the sentence meaningfully com-plete.

16. She did not like to…………her decision like a dictator on her subordinates.

(A) divulge (B) prompt

(C) enforce (D) deploy

(E) make

 

17. People unfortunately………that money brings happiness.

(A) assume (B) deny

(C) object (D) rely

(E) conscious

 

18. The public have………a protest against the new rules of the budget.

(A) organize

(B) demonstrated

(C) compiled

(D) pursued

(E) launched

 

19. Sarojini Naidu will always be remembered for her……… to the national cause.

(A) blessing

(B) involvement

(C) pursuit

(D) dedication

(E) command

 

20. Poverty has to be………and the basic necessities of life should be made available to everyone.

(A) destroyed (B) eliminated

(C) finished (D) magnified

(E) considered

 

Directions—(Q. 21–25) In each of these questions, two of the words are related in some way i.e., they are similar or opposites. Pick out the option which represents that pair.

21.  1. moderate  2. easy 3. significant  4. strenuous

(A) 2–4 (B) 1–2

(C) 1–3 (D) 2–3

(E) 3–4

 

22. 1. focus  2. trivial  3. vital  4. site

(A) 1–2 (B) 2–4

(C) 1–3 (D) 3–4

(E) 2–3

 

23. 1. defer 2. dispute  3. prefer 4. challenge

(A) 2–3 (B) 1–3

(C) 2–1 (D) 2–4

(E) 3–4

 

24. 1. consequence 2. potential 3. influence 4. ability

(A) 4–3 (B) 2–4

(C) 2–3 (D) 1–3

(E) 4–1

 

25. 1. rebuke 2. oppose 3. praise 4. distrust

(A) 1–2 (B) 2–3

(C) 1–3 (D) 3–4

(E) 2–4

Directions—(Q. 26–35) In the following passage there are blanks each of which has been numbered. These numbers are printed below the passage and against each five words are suggested, one of which fills the blank appropriately. Find out the appropriate word in each case.

Delinking of jobs from degrees is one of the …(26)… features of our education …(27)…. There has been a …(28)… fall in …(29)… in the acade-mic field in recent years. There is a …(30)… of degree holders in the country, as a result, university degrees have …(31)… their value and charm while the number of students in colleges and universities of the country has been …(32)… rising. Consequently thousands of graduates and post graduates come out of these institutions and stand in queues waiting to get some …(33)… jobs …(34)… in the country. Moreover, these degree holders do not have any technical or vocational knowledge needed for a particular job. As a result, the number of educated unemployed has been rising …(35)…. It has created a very serious problem.

26. (A) minor

(B) trivial

(C) unachievable

(D) irrelevant

(E) salient

 

27. (A) process

(B) policy

(C) development

(D) guideline

(E) procedures

 

28. (A) expected (B) sheer

(C) rough (D) steep

(E) gentle

29. (A) assessment

(B) evaluation

(C) competence

(D) fees

(E) value

 

30. (A) flood (B) class

(C) party (D) mob

(E) rabble

 

31. (A) mislaid (B) lost

(C) increase (D) found

(E) establish

 

32. (A) slowly (B) hastily

(C) deeply (D) waiting

(E) out

 

33. (A) suitable (B) remain

(C) study (D) live

(E) place

 

34. (A) frequency

(B) occurrence

(C) event

(D) chance

(E) blocking

 

35. (A) fever (B) outshine

(C) lean (D) dwarfed

(E) horribly

 

  Answers With Explanations : -

1. (A) 2. (A) 3. (D) 4. (E) 5. (D)

6. (E) 07. (D) 8. (B) 9. (D) 10. (A)

11. (D) 12. (A) 13. (A) 14. (E) 15. (E)

16. (C) 17. (A) 18. (E) 19. (D) 20. (B)

21. (A) 22. (E) 23. (B) 24. (B) 25. (C)

26. (E) 27. (B) 28. (D) 29. (C) 30. (A)

31. (B) 32. (B) 33. (A) 34. (D) 35. (E)



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Maidan Garhi, New Delhi-110068

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[Sarkari-Naukri] Harish Sati, LIC AAO english solved paper


LIC AAO English Paper (Solved) Year 2009

Directions(1-5): Each sentence has one or two blanks. Choose the word or set pf words that best com¬pletes the sentence meaningfully.

1. He went to the library to......find that it was closed.
(1) seldom
(2) never
(3) only
(4) solely

2. The ties that bind us together in common activity are so....that they can disappear at any moment.
(1) tentative (2) tenuous (3) consistent (4) restrictive

3. Her reaction to his proposal was..... She rejected it.....
(1) inevitable - vehemently'
(2) subtle - Violently
(3) clever - abruptly
(4) sympathetic - angrily

4. His.... direction~ misled us we did not know which of the two roads to take.
(1) complicated
(2) ambiguous
(3) narrow
(4) fantastic

5. It would be difficult for one so .......... to believe that all men are equal irrespective of caste. race and religion,
(1) emotional
(2) democratic
(3) tntolerant
(4) liberal

Directions (116- 120) : In each of the follwing sentences four words or phrases have been bold. Only one bold part in each sentence is not accepted in standard English. Ident that part and mark its number 1. 2. 3 or 4 as your answer.

6. Gaze for a thing /(1) that are not/ (2) available easily /(3) in the county is a universal phenomenon/ (4).

7. It is foolish to be expecting/Ill one person to be like another / . (2) person for/(3) each individual is born/(4) WIth his characteristics traits.

8. The tendency to believe/(l) that/(2) man is inherently dishonest is something that/(3) will decried/(4).

9. I have not come across/(1) very few people/(2) who/(3) think of thing beyond/(4) their daily work.

10. He managed to board/(l) the run¬ning train/(2) but all his luggages/(3) was/(4) left on the station.

Directions (121-125): Select the pair of words which are related in the same way as the capitalised words are related to each other.

11. SCALES: JUSTICE: :
(1) weights: measures
(2) laws: courts
(3) torch : liberty
(4) launch: peace

12. HOBBLE: WALK: :
(1) gallop: run
(2) stammer: speak
(3) stumble: fall
(4) sniff: smell

13. FRAYED: FABRIC: :
(1) watered: lawn
(2) renovated: building
(3) thawed: ice
(4) worn : nerves

14. YOLK: EGG: :
(1) rind.: melon
(2) nucleus: cell
(3) stalk: com
(4) web : spider

15. BAMBOO: SHOOT: :
(1) bean: sprout
(2) pepper : com
(3) oak: tree
(4) holly: sprig

Directions (l26- 130) : For each of the following capitalized words. four words or phrases are given of which only one is synonymou with the given word. Select the synonym.

16. DEFER
(1) respect
(2). dislike
(3) postpone
(4). disrespect

17. DUBIOUS
(1) clear
(2). undoubtedly
(3) hesitant
(4). pmproper

18. COARSE
(1 Impolite
(2). rough
(3) polished
(4). improper

19. PROXIMI1Y
(1) nearness
(2) aloofness
(3) completely'
(4) nearly

20. ABSTAIN
(1) stay
(2) tempt
(3) refrain
(4) pardon

Directions (131- 135) : Fill in the blanks by selecting appropriate alternative.

21.1 met him only a week.....
(1) back
(2) past
(3) ago
(4) previous

22. Lovely asked me .
(1) why are you angry?
(2) why I am angry?
(3) why I was angry.
(4) why was 'I angry?

23. Even after repeated warnings. he, ........ to office on time.
(1) never come
(2) never comes
(3) is never coming
(4) have never come

24. He lold his wife that....from Gennany.
(1) he will like to visit France
(2) he was liking to visit France
(3) he would like to visil France
(4) he is liking to Visit France

25. Some people can.....even wilh murder.
(1) get on
(2) get out
(3) get off
(4) get away

Directions (136- 140) : Choose the correct antonym from the choic¬es for each of the following capit¬alised words:

26. INDIFFERENT
(1) curious
(3) alike
(2) varied
(4) uniform

27. DISCREET
(1) wise
(3) prudent
(2) diplomatic
(4) careless

28. OBSOLETE
(1) free
(3) current
(2) . ancient
(4) cultured

29. RATIONAL
(1) sound
(3) judicious
(2) insane
(4) sensible

30. SCEPTICAL
(1) doubtful
(2) convinced
(3) questioning
(4) cynic

Note:: As Edutalk India calculated earlier the expected cut off around 18. I this English paper to secure an interview call one has to score 18 marks and this marks are very much get able in this section. Soon we will upload the explanation as well.

Answers:
1. 3
2.2
3.3
4.2
5.3
6.2
7.1
8.4
9.2
10.3
11. 1
12. 2
13. 3
14. 2
15. 4
16. 3
17. 4
18. 2
19. 1
20. 3
21. 1
22. 3
23. 2
24. 3
25. 4
26. 1
27. 4
28. 3
29. 2
30. 2


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[Sarkari-Naukri] ECIL

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Vizag Steel (VSP) requires 329 Junior Trainees

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 06:45 AM PDT

Vizag Steel
Rectt. Advt. No. 04/2009


Applications are invited from qualified, young and energetic Indian nationals with good health and sound physique to join as Junior Trainees in Visakhapatnam Steel Plant
   
Job Details
    1. Junior Trainee
    • No of Posts : 329 (UR-165, OBC - 89,SC- 52, ST- 23)
    • Pay Scale : Rs. 4170-3%-6095/- (After successfull training)
    • Stipend : Rs 3150/- per month during first 12 months and Rs.3225/- per month for next six months during 18 months of training
    • Age : Not less than 18 years and not more than 25 years as on 01.9.2009 i.e. born between 01.9.1984 and 01.9.1991 (both days inclusive). Relaxable as per. rules
    • Qualification : SSC with ITI/ Diploma in Engineering in the concerned Trades/Disciplines (60% marks in ITI/ Diploma in Engineering for Gen/OBC candidates, 50% marks for SC/ST/PWD candidate)
Important Dates :

Last Date for receipt of Registration Slip : 22.10.2009

Online Apply : between 25.9.2009 to 15.102009
Last date for deposit of Application fees : 15.10.2009


Important Links :
For Vacancy Detail and Application Form Download http://www.vizagsteel.com/code/tenders/jobadshome.asp

For Online Apply : http://www.vizagsteel.com/jtrecruitment/

Website : http://www.vizagsteel.com
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Facalty position in Co-operative Academy of Professional Education (CAPE)

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 12:33 PM PDT

Co-operative Academy of Professional Education (CAPE) Co-Bank Towers, 1st Floor, Vikas Bhavan P.O., Thiruvananthapuram - 695033, Kerala CAPE Invites the following faculty positions: Professors, Associate Professors, Assistant Professors, Senior Lecturers, Lecturers, Senior/ Junior Residents in all  clinical and non clinical Departments. How to Apply :   Applications duly filled in the prescribed format along with self attested copies of [...]


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Constable recruitment in CISF Oct09

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 10:06 AM PDT


CENTRAL INDUSTRIAL SECURITY FORCE (CISF)
(Ministry of Home Affairs)
 
Applications are invited from Male and Female Indian citizens for filling up following posts of Constable (General Duty] and from male Indian citizen only in CISF in various states all over India :
  • Constable (General Duty -GD) : 9493 posts in various states of India (UR-4867, SC-1528, ST-787, OBC-2311)
  • Constable (General Duty -GD) : 16000 posts in various Naxal affected states of India (UR-8096, SC-2506, ST-1643, OBC-3755)

Pay Band : Pay Band-1 - Rs.5200-20200 + Grade pay Rs 2000

Qualification : Matriculation or 10th class pass.

Age : 18-23 years as on 01/08/2010. Relaxation as per rules.

Application Fee: Fee of Rs.50/- in the form of Postal Order drawn in favour of the respective officers where to be applied.

How to Apply: Candidates who fulfil the criteria may submit their application on the prescribed proforma to any of the listed address as provided in the detailed advertisement.

Last Date : The last date of receipt of the application is 04/11/2009 and for resident of North East and Andaman & Nicobar islands last date is 11/11/2009.

For further details and application form format, please visit http://cisf.nic.in is also available.
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APPSC Group-II Services-2008 Officers vacancy

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 08:51 AM PDT


Andhra Pradesh Public Service Commission (APPSC), Hyderabad
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Advt. No.38/2008 &  11/2009 (Supplement of 39/2008)

Recruitment of Group-II Officers in AP Administrative Services


Applications are invited On-line  upto 03/11/2009 for recruitment to the post of Group-II Services :
  1. Deputy Tahsildar in A.P. Revenue Sub. Service  : 66 posts
  2. Municipal Commissioner – Grade III in A.P. Municipal Commissioner Sub. Services : 15 posts
  3. Asst. Commercial Tax Officer in A.P. Commercial Taxes Sub-Services : 118 posts
  4. Prohibition & Excise Sub Inspector in A.P. Prohibition & Excise Sub-Service : 219 posts
  5. Extension Officer (PR & RD) in A.P. Panchayat Raj & Rural Employment Sub Service : 61 posts
  6. Assistant Section Officer (Finance Dept.,) in A.P. Secretariat Sub. Service : 26 posts
  7. Assistant Section Officer (Legislature Dept.,) in A.P. Legislature Sub. Service : 15 posts
  8. Senior Accountant in A.P. Treasuries & Accounts Sub Service : 75 posts
  9. Junior Assistant in Heads of Departments : 37 posts
  10. Junior Assistant in Directorate of Govt., Examinations : 20 posts
  11. Junior Assistant in Commissionerate of Endowments Department : 30 posts

Application Form : Apply Online at Andhra Pradesh Public Service Commission (APPSC) Website from 01/10/2009 from 11.00 am to 03/11/2009.

Please view http://website.apspsc.gov.in/Documents/NOTIFICATIONS/74.pdf for more information about this vacancy and apply online at http://www.apspsc.gov.in

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Faculty jobs in CAPE Kerala Oct09

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 08:00 AM PDT


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Co-operative Academy of Professional Education (CAPE)
Co-Bank Towers, 1st Floor, Vikas Bhavan P.O., Thiruvananthapuram - 695033, Kerala

Applications are invited from Medical Professionals with penchant for teaching who would like to join to the following posts in  Co-operative Medical College under CAPE :
  •  Professors, Associate Professors, Assistant Professors, Senior Lecturers, Lecturers, Senior/ Junior Residents in all  clinical and non clinical Departments.

How to Apply :   Applications duly filled in the prescribed format along with self attested copies of supporting documents in proof thereof and a registration fee of Rs.200/- as Demand Draft in favour of the DIRECTOR, CAPE, payable at Thiruvananthapuram should reach to the following address on or before 15/10/2009 :


The Director, Co-operative Academy of Professional Education, Kerala (CAPE)
Co-Bank Towers, 1st Floor, Vikas Bhavan P.O. Thiruvananthapuram - 695033, Kerala

Application can also be made online at the CAPE website.

Please visit   http://www.capekerala.org/mjobs.htm for details and application form.


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Junior Resident vacancy in JIPMER Oct09

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 07:47 AM PDT


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Government of India
Jawaharlal Institute of Postgradute Medical Education & Research (JIPMER)
Pondicherry - 605006
Website : http://www.jipmer.edu/
 
Applications are invited by the Director, JIPMER, Puducherry-605006 from eligible candidates for the following category of post mentioned below:

  • Junior Resident (NPG) : 39 posts (UR-14, OBC-12, SC-9, ST-4) tenure one year, Pay Scale : Rs.15600/- with allowances and NPA, Qualification : Registered Medical Graduate (ii) Should have completed compulsory Internship, Age : No age limit

Application Fee : Demand Draft for Rs 500 or Rs 250 (SC/ST) drawn in favour of the Accounts Officer, JIPMER, payable at SBI, JIPMER Pondicherry.

How to Apply : The duly filled in application forms for the post should be superscribed on the envelope as "Application for the post of ______" and should reach to the 'Director, JIPMER, Dhanvantari Nagar, Puducherry-605006'  within 20 days i.e. upto 22/10/2009.

Please view http://www.jipmer.edu for details and application form

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Group-A vacancy in IIT Roorkeer Oct09

Posted: 04 Oct 2009 05:57 AM PDT


INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY (IIT) ROORKEE
Roorkee-247667 (Uttarakhand)


Applications in the prescribed format are invited from the Indian Nationals for the following Gr. A posts :
  1. Chief Medical Officer : 01 post
  2. Principal Scientific Officer : 01 post on contract
  3. Senior System Programmer (Manager) : 01 post
  4. Asstt. Registrar (Administration) and Asstt. Registrar (Accounts/Audit) : 02 posts
  5. Medical Officer (Physician) : 02 posts
  6. Medical Officer : 02 posts on contract
  7. Superintendent Workshop : 02 posts
  8. Assistant Superintendent Workshop : 02 posts


The details about the qualifications and Experience and the requirements in terms of various areas of specialisation etc. for the various posts can be seen at http://www.iitr.ac.in/administration/pages/Openings+Jobs@IITR.html

The last date for receipt of completed application forms is 09/11/2009.

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