:( Cool joke ) Polish Divorce

Polish Divorce   collection of funny jokes?click to Join Us       A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.   Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.   The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:   L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.       L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete.   L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one.   L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland.   L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.   L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her.   L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white.   L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me.   L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof.   L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".   ********   There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)How to impress a client (2)Best Break-Off letter (3)New Generation Student :) (4)Deserted Island (5)Be carefull, only 21 and above       *************************

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