BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW ( VERY FUNNY )

 

 

BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW     collection of humor articles?click to Join Us     January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! *********** March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. *********** November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! *********** December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! ***********     There are more humor articles for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)Flirting Program in C++ (2)BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW (3)peg after peg (4)Movies Related to College Life (5)Types of Farts      *************

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