The scholarly gentleman and The Boatman ( Good story )

The scholarly gentleman and The Boatman   Collection of stories? Click here to join group   One day, a very scholarly gentleman, while travelling in India, decided to go across big river, so he asked one of the village people who owned a small boat, if he would take him, to this request the boatman agreed. As they started, the sun became obscured by dark clouds, and as the river was large, the gentleman realised that the crossing would take some time. So he started a conversation with the boatman. "Did you know that the sun is approximately 93,000,000miles away, and yet it has provided heat and light, throughout the universe since time immemorial, baring that, if it was to shift, even a fraction of an inch out of its orbit, there would be total devastation?" The boatman replied; "My dear sir, I am just a simple man who has had no education, there is no way I could know such information" "Then" said the gentleman "You are 25% fool". Some time passed, and as they were coming to the ½ way mark, the thunder began to rumble. "Did you know notice the lightening, just before the rumbling sound". The gentleman asked. He continued. "Do you know how that phenomenon occurs" "No sir" replied the boatman. "Its occurrence is due to the expansion of rapidly heated air," the gentleman exclaimed, " You are 50% fool. About ¾ of the way the weather completely changed. It became dark and started to rain heavily and started filling up the little boat with water clearly making it difficult for the boatman. But the foolish gentleman insisted in questioning. "Do you know how we get rain", "No sir," was the reply." " The sun evaporates water from the sea, this gets stored in the clouds which then travel by be wind power, then when they become full, it lets all the water go, over the land. That's how we get rain." "You are 75% fool." Said the gentleman, now feeling very smug. The gentleman was suddenly interrupted from his basqueing by a loud cry from the boatman, "Oh no! I have lost my oar and now the water is about capsize the boat, we have no alternative but to swim the remainder of the way, luckily for us it is not very far." "But I can't swim," cried the gentleman now seeing his own imminent death. "Then my dear sir, you are 100% fool" said the boatman. ********   There are More Good stories for You. Click on the Links Below... ( MUST READ )                            (1)Pause and ponder (2)WET PANTS (3)Good Read 4)The scholarly gentleman and The Boatman (5)where to tap   ***********************************

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Red Shirt ( Funny jokes )

Red Shirt   collection of funny jokes?click to Join Us   Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain inspired his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate ships. "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate....bring me my brown pants!" *******   There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)If You Had One Wish (2)Party Crashers (3)Mid Life Crises ... Solved ... (4)Be Careful What You Ask For (5)Attack of a DOG     ********************************************

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The Arnold Strongman Contest ( Guys Watch This Cool Performance Video )

**************************** LOVE COOL VIDEOS ****************************   Click here to PLAY VIDEO   Every year the Arnold Strongman Classic determines The Strongest Man in the World. The events designed by Dr. Jan & Terry Todd feature events that rely heavily on sheer brute strength.     THERE ARE LOTS OF CRAZY  VIDEOS. JUST CLICK BELOW... ( MUST SEE )   When 2 choppers use the same air space ( Crazy ) Student pilot ( ooopss ) Don't look at her ( Ooops ) Newspaper AD ( very funny ) Lucky ( Crazy - Cool ) How to Dodge a Parking Ticket ( Smart - Funny )       ( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW )

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Dangerous Clouds ( Look At This )

******************** LOVE NATURE PICTURES *********************        A cloud is a large collection of very tiny droplets of water or ice crystals.The droplets are so small And light that they can float in the air.Looking west southwest at a wall cloud that was located South of El Dorado, Oklahoma.      Click on the pictures to zoom it.....         THERE ARE LOTS OF  ENTERTAINMENT. JUST CLICK BELOW...    Schoolgirl smashes the world record Amazing Mountain of rescuing The Heaviest Athlete in the World World's Hairiest Ears The World's Wackiest Holidays Clouds Vs. Mountains   ( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW )       ***************

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Laetitia Casta Photo Gallery ( You Must Watch This Hot Images )

************************************** LOVE SEXY CELEBS & INFOS **************************************      Full Name: Laetitia Marie Laure Casta Birth Date: May 11, 1978 Birth Place: Pont-Audemer, Normandy, France.        Click on the pictures to zoom it.....     THERE ARE LOTS OF  SPICY ENTERTAINMENT JUST CLICK BELOW... ( MUST SEE )   Sea Girl Katherine McPhee Edible Alina Vacariu Brittany Murphy Photo Gallery Victoria's Secret Models - Brooklyn Decker Scarlett Johansson at Home Natalia Paris - Beach different photoshoots     ( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW )

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( Love daily sms ) Kaun sa gham hai

Kaun sa gham hai   Love Daily SMS? Click here to join this group     Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai , na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai.   ...............................................   hasti hamari bhikhar gai hoti, dil ke zakham bhar gaye hote, tumhari yaad mere pas hai, warna hum to kabhi ke mar gaye hote.   ...............................................   Mukammal pyar paa jana, tasavvur mai hai mumkin Tukdon-tukdon mei jod, mohabat to sajani hai. Gahre utrane per hi, milta hai mohabbat ka maza Raat ke karwaton per hi, tiki maujon ki rawani hai.   ...............................................   Nazuk si chot se sisha na tute, chhoti-2 baton se apne na ruthe. Thodi si bhi fikr hai agar apko hmari, to kosish kijiyega rishto ki ye dor kabhi na tute.   ...............................................   More SMS shayaries for U !    Duriya ki parwah |  kisi ke dil mein |  Har sagar k |  tum dost ho mere ...............................................................

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( Wow What A Cat ) Ashera, rarest cat in the world

********************* LOVE AMAZING PICTURES *********************        The Ashera can reach 14 kilograms in weight and 1 meter in length, it's famous for taking well to being walked on A leash and getting along with kids and other pets. Now it's not that We don't trust the experts but We wouldn't Leave my kid alone with one of these, cats are very independent and sometimes unpredictable and kids can piss Them off easily, who knows how they might react.       Click on the pictures to zoom it.....         THERE ARE LOTS OF  ENTERTAINMENT. JUST CLICK BELOW...    Schoolgirl smashes the world record Amazing Mountain of rescuing The Heaviest Athlete in the World World's Hairiest Ears The World's Wackiest Holidays Clouds Vs. Mountains   ( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW )       ***************

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